Tag Archives: Viral

What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.

It’s the wife’s birthday soon an she’s been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I’ve taken the hint… I’ve got her a magazine rack.

I did,  you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It’s not a long poem, but it’s deep.

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case

The local movie theatre is starting to check people’s bags for outside food. But i have a few Twix up my sleeve.

I’ve started a new workout routine this week. Every day i do diddly-squats.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding  hare line.

I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry.  

Tequila may not fix your life. But it’s worth a shot.

Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic. Me: But my name isn’t David. Doctor: I know. I’m David.

How do two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other? Audi, partner.  

The man who invented Velcro died. RIP.

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar one. Now my battery just keeps draining.

How to be an adult: -have a bag of cords -have a gift bag full of gift bags -have a plastic bag full of plastic bags -have bags under your eyes  

My friend said to me: “what rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce. Chicken sees a salad.

Why do magicians wear top hats? So the audience can’t see their hare.

You know , people say they pick their nose… But i feel like i was just born with mine.

A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment. That has left scientists scratching their heads.    

So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”