What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
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I’ve Got Her A Magazine Rack
It’s the wife’s birthday soon an she’s been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I’ve taken the hint… I’ve got her a magazine rack.
Read More »It’s Deep
I did, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It’s not a long poem, but it’s deep.
Read More »Sadly, He Lost His Case
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case
Read More »I Have A Few Twix Up My Sleeve
The local movie theatre is starting to check people’s bags for outside food. But i have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Read More »Diddly-Squats
I’ve started a new workout routine this week. Every day i do diddly-squats.
Read More »A Receding Hare Line
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
Read More »I Get Hungry
I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry.
Read More »It’s Worth A Shot
Tequila may not fix your life. But it’s worth a shot.
Read More »I’m David
Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic. Me: But my name isn’t David. Doctor: I know. I’m David.
Read More »Audi Partner
How do two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other? Audi, partner.
Read More »RIP
The man who invented Velcro died. RIP.
Read More »Keeps Draining
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar one. Now my battery just keeps draining.
Read More »How To Be An Adult
How to be an adult: -have a bag of cords -have a gift bag full of gift bags -have a plastic bag full of plastic bags -have bags under your eyes
Read More »No It Doesn’t
My friend said to me: “what rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”
Read More »Chicken Sees A Salad
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce. Chicken sees a salad.
Read More »So The Audience Can’t See Their Hare
Why do magicians wear top hats? So the audience can’t see their hare.
Read More »Born With Mine
You know , people say they pick their nose… But i feel like i was just born with mine.
Read More »Scratching Their Heads
A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment. That has left scientists scratching their heads.
Read More »Aye E! I Owe You!
So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
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