Runs Runs established its place in the media scene of Pakistan in 2019

All my life I thought air was free… Until I bought a bag of chips.

What borders on insanity? Canada and Mexico….

Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience. Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since i don’t know what i’m doing.  

I WAS WATCHING AUSTRILAN MASTER CHEF Last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered. I thought… That’s odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

Why is the king only one foot tall? Because he is a ruler.

I had to resign from my job as an ice cream taste tester. I couldn’t work sundaes…  

“I’M NOT SLEPPING; I’M JUST RESTING MY EYES.” -ALL dads, on every couch, anytime ever.  

My wife locked me outside the house because she got sick of my terrible wordplay jokes. I texted her “oh pun the door!”  

My friend told me that a crystal ball Would change my life. I am thinking of looking into it.

How do you stop Canadian bacon From curling in a frying pan? Take away it’s tiny brooms.

it’s all fun and game until your oversized shirts start fitting

You guys ever try Wookie meat? i hear it is real chewy.

When we make pizza at home it’s my Wife’s job to shred the cheese… She’s is the gratist!

I broke my finger last week… On the other hand, i’m okay.

Waiter: Do you have reservations? Me: Yeah , but i think i will eat here anyway.

What do you call a slow moving poop? A turdle.

What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast form the past.

I dig, you digs, She digs We dig , They Dig. It’s  not a long peom,but its deep

I always knocking the fridge door before i open it. Just in Case there’s a salad dressing

Its the wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving the jewelry catalogues all over the house. So, I’ve take the hint …. I’ve got her a magazine rack.