Runs Runs established its place in the media scene of Pakistan in 2019

So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”  

Someone stole my jar of mayonnaise at lunch today. I was like, “What the Hellman?”

I’m terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

My friend keeps saying “Cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!” I know he means well.

Karl Marx is a historically famous Philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol…

My boss told me to have a good day. So i went home.

Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $i.50. You know why? Inflation.

3 weeks ago i send my hearing aids in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since

Manager: “Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?” Me: “I bring a lot to the table.”

I went to three different stores trying to find some paper towels. I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.

Warning: There is an email doing around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN it’s spam.

My friend just hired a limo for $1000 but it didn’t come with a driver. Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it.

Some people think the cost of wigs is too high. Personally i think it’s a fair price toupee.

I was kidnapped by a gang of mimes. They threatened to do unspeakable things.

As suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

I am reading a book about anti- gravity. I can’t put it down.

My earliest clear childhood memory was going with my parents to the eye doctor. Everything before that was a blur.

What do you call an angry nut? A pissed-achio

A man sued an airline after losing his luggage. Let’s just say he lost his case.

My book on clocks finally arrived. It’s about time.